I like painful empty stomachs, I like sleeping in the rain
I like waiting in line for hours, getting water on the brain
A cold and meek existence, does much more for me than sex
In fact it makes me cream all over my welfare checks
Unemployment makes me come
Where's that misery? Give me some
I hear apathy's mating call
I reach orgasm doing nothing at all
Going through the want ads
Blood starts rushing to my groin
I get such a thrill
Living in the tenderloin
Looking out my windowless pane
Eating cornless cob
I watch the yo-pros scurrying by
Give me a job!
Unemployment makes me come
Where's that misery? Give me some
I hear apathy's mating call
I reach orgasm doing nothing at all
Yeah
Yeah
Unemployment makes me come
Where's that misery? Give me some
I hear apathy's mating call
I reach orgasm doing nothing at all